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Re: You can't make this stuff up!

Post by CathyCA » February 27th, 2024, 11:00 am

lawgrad91 wrote:
February 23rd, 2024, 9:22 pm
Too long between posts….

Tonight the 911 center got a call from the Patrick County Sheriff’s Office. Apparently a UPS driver stopped at an address in Henry County, and a chicken jumped in the truck while he was stopped.

Henny Penny rode all the way to Patrick County and jumped out at the sheriff’s office, where deputies are chasing her in the parking lot with an eye to returning her to her home. Patrick Co wanted Henry Co to know in case there was a call regarding a chicken thief.

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I sincerely hope that someone captured the parking lot chase on video. :Police: :animals-chickencatch:
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Re: You can't make this stuff up!

Post by lawgrad91 » March 26th, 2024, 2:47 pm

One of our current inmates just got this from his mama: “Just got home from the doctor and he took a lot of fluid off my right liver.”

LIVER??? :9f:
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Re: You can't make this stuff up!

Post by CameronBornAndBred » March 26th, 2024, 3:16 pm

lawgrad91 wrote:
March 26th, 2024, 2:47 pm
One of our current inmates just got this from his mama: “Just got home from the doctor and he took a lot of fluid off my right liver.”

LIVER??? :9f:
Having a 2nd liver is a good backup plan.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up!

Post by Phredd3 » March 27th, 2024, 8:43 am

lawgrad91 wrote:
March 26th, 2024, 2:47 pm
One of our current inmates just got this from his mama: “Just got home from the doctor and he took a lot of fluid off my right liver.”
I mean, thank goodness the doc didn't take fluid off the wrong liver!
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