Good Morfternoon, y'all!

[lawgrad91]

Harrumph.

[lawgrad91]

Harrumph.

[lawgrad91]

Harrumph.

Entertained by a pro se defendant this morning who set himself a jury trial next week. Argued for an hour with the judge. Requested the court declare a mistrial. Judge asked, "sir, how can I declare a mistrial when we haven't even started a trial yet?"

It's coworker Emily's case, and she suggested I wear socks appropriate to the occasion, so today's socks have bats. Because this guy is bat shit crazy. (I remember him as a defendant in Patrick County in 1995, and he was well-known in the courthouse even then).

[lawgrad91]

Not sure where to put this. Calipari does not deserve his own thread here, and it doesn't have anything to do with the sheep losing.

Nonetheless,

https://www.cbssports.com/college-baske ... -imminent/

For the TL:DR crowd, Calipari is finalizing a five year deal to coach at Arkansas after Eric Musselman left for USC.

AD, I am sorry for your home state.

[lawgrad91]

Harrumphing late today.

[OZZIE4DUKE]

Good morning. Golf today if it doesn’t rain.

[OZZIE4DUKE]

May the fourth be with you.