The monster tornados that went through Texas, Kansas and Oklahoma are devasting. Flooding in areas of OK, also. Prayers and vibes for all those folks. :wizard: :pray: This is devastating. I could not imagine being one of the parents of a still missing child from that school. May God be with them al...

Mornin'. I didn't lose at Powerball again.

YmoBeThere wrote:Capt Mojo won the Powerball again!

Hey! I never lose.

Glad to hear he's okay. That cut is gonna hurt. Metal cuts are painful during healing. I HATE damned blister packaging. It must be the cheapest way to do it with a level of security.

Looks like it could be a big winner in the quarter-mile. Does it burn nitrous?

Very Duke Blue wrote:

Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:Good morning! Big day today. We see the OP's surgeon and will find out his fate.
Love, Ima

Good morning. for the OP.

See above.

This is certainly nowhere near CB&B's league, but Mama Turk has been piling up stacks of watercolors over the past few years. Papa Turk bought some low-rent build-a-website software and loaded of some of her stuff online. (Not the most elegant website you'll ever see, but a decent start for a DIY b...

Go Donna, Go! Get it.

YmoBeThere wrote:No one, which includes me, won the Powerball jackpot.

I did. I've never spent any money on it.

Hope it's been wonderful! Hope you got more than you can stand. Stand it anyway. Happy, merry. And, for best measure... :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: :9f: ...

They flew in parts from Sweden (not really) and have the ugly portable monkey bars ready for me this morning so, shit! Back to the office. One day...(insert dream sequence here)

A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View Restaurant because they had only $6.00 among them and the cute boy in Social Studies, lived on that street. 10 years later, the group of 25-year-old girlfrie...

I'm not wheeling my 75ft Volvo today...broke down. They're workin' on it. This makes for a good day.

Bob Green wrote:Center Zach Harmon to Duke:

http://duke.scout.com/a.z?s=167&p=8&c=1&nid=6655717

Only one letter difference, the 'h', had me scratchin' my head for a minute.
I was thinking of this dude... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMhxJn7Eg0U

Good Morning. So begins another week. ~O) ~O) My boss is out for two weeks - flying to Sweden to pick his new Volvo up at the factory. That is one sweet deal when you do that. Is he flying it back? Don't know about Volvo, but the cars made here in the USA, the buyer is going to pay the shipping rat...

It was a tick. It must die. Also, in whatever gruesome method it takes, whenever, wherever, however. The deer tick population is in an explosion this year. Have no remorse for it's demise. Much like a tarhole, it is a worthless creature.
Death was the ONLY choice to make. Job well done!

Good day. Make all mammys happy. This is the day the Lord has made...and Hallmark. ;)

Congratulations Ymo!

Howdy.

ArkieDukie wrote:My older sister just learned that her city's drinking water is contaminated with radon. She purchased bottled water to drink.

We've had water purification problems 'round these parts for a time. I'm reluctant to bathe...does it show? (smell)